Just blame the sun

This week is Blame the sun for everything week, according to Apoorva. Apparently some bloke in Poland  has revealed that violent behavior increases solar cycles. Thus Apoorva suggests that we use this phenomenon to our advantage. We have a brand new scientifically-valid excuse for any socially disruptive behavior.

Great! I will now blame the following on the sun:

Desiring greatly to kill many people, including a few classmates and all the guys at Corel who developed the Corel draw UI.
Being reluctant to change my socks this week (I am making the effort)
Being unable to produce the usual lies for certain situations e.g. “The Internet was down and all the information I required was unavailable, so it will be done as soon as possible” as opposed to ” I used up mu bandwidth by downloading movies”.

Looking like I haven’t slept in days despite getting a decent amount of sleep every night.

Being too lazy to buy new shoes, though my old ones look like they were attacked by a group of hungry lions.

Getting second in shipwreck at ORCA.

Whew, that feels a lot better…